Male-pattern Baldness 1.0

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Achtung! This is a vanity deck, and not meant for competitive play. If you're looking for something that will win you games, then please don't waste your time on this list. Otherwise, please read on...

So, what is this?

I built this deck with one objective in mind: Have every character in this list resemble myself - a middle-aged, bald, white dude. Let me break this down a bit.

Characters

The houses Baratheon and Lannister provide a surprisingly large number of characters that fit the bill, with the only True King of Westeros being a prime example. Shiny on top, short cropped hair on the sides, and trimmed beard - that's me, today!
Whereas Polliver and Lannisport Merchant are more like Nineties-versions of me - shaved head, goatee... only the chain-wallet is missing.
To round out this theme, I included the Oldtown Scholar. A glimpse into the future perhaps, if things turn out OK.

Attachments

• King at the Wall and Lightbringer both feature my main man Stannis. Sadly, his glorious baldness is covered. Shame!
• Motley - Job-stopper tattoos?! Don't mind if I do!
• Stinking Drunk - included for reasons.
• Ser Pounce is an accurate depiction of my bastard cat Hatchet. Auto-include.

Locations

• The Kingsroad. There are treasures hidden along the road, to be found and enjoyed with friends when you travel for Thrones overland. #Truckerbomb

Events

• Healing Expertise features another handsome gentleman with a prominent bald head, it's like looking in the mirror! Thank you, FFG.

Plots

More bald and balding guys to flesh out this list. Easy. Done!